Thursday, November 15, 2012

Supernatural! Ahh!

English: Actor Jim Beaver – Comic-Con 2009 - &...
Ever since Supernatural let the metafiction genie out of the bottle, they can’t seem to shove it back in. This week we get to see the “first annual’ Supernatural (novels) convention, taking place in a real life haunted house. This means we get to see Chuck and Becky the Fangirl, as well as a cast of twenty or so in various Supernatural-themed costumes. Oh, there’s also ghosts, but they’re simply a narrative device.

And Lo, the Prophet Chuck realized he needed some cash, probably to fix up his property after the archangel Raphael blew up Castiel…and maybe to also impress his new lady friend, Becky the (crazy) Fangirl. So he decides to keep publishing the Supernatural series, and also to work the first ever Supernatural convention. Becky the crazed Fangirl decides that, like any good convention, this one needs its stars to attend. So she steals Chuck’s cell phone (“borrowed it from his pants”) and sends the Brothers Winchester a fake S.O.S.
Sam and Dean are not happy campers over the whole thing. They’re annoyed at being tricked when they have seriously more important things to do (which really, they’re going to get around to any day now), and they’re definitely not happy that Chuck is continuing to profit off their pain, and they are more than a little weirded out at all the people running around pretending to be them. And quoting, verbatim, some of the more painful and personal conversations of their lives.

One might wonder why they didn't just make their death threats and leave, but as it turned out, the live action role playing “ghost hunt” turned out to be real, so they feel duty bound to deal with it. This is one case in which being genre-savvy was to their detriment, as while having real ghosts running around at a convention of fans might spell “horror movie” in most situations, in this one, it didn't  The ghosts never did more than scare anyone until they meddled; they got rid of the one ghost keeping the others in check. So for various murphy’s law (to them) and standard plot (to us) related reasons, the real Sam and Dean end up trapped inside the hotel while the fake Sam and Dean are forced to do a bit of grave desecrating. Though Chuck manages to win the heart of the fair crazed fan girl by taking charge and kicking some ghost ass, so hurray for him. She “breaks up” with Sam, but as a parting gift, she hands him a plot coupon: “This Coupon Good for One Lead on the Gun that Can Kill Anything.”

Oh! And Dean has a conversation with the plucky Fake Dean and Sam duo, and realizes that people do actually appreciate them, and that his life does not suck, and he’s doing something important. In other words, it’s the speech from It’s A Terrible Life. He is then a bit weirded out to realize that the two guys that are into pretending to be he and his brother are actual lovers. So that’s that.

I may seem less than enthused by this episode. Let me be honest, here. I enjoyed this episode well enough, and I love metafiction. Jasper Forde is one of my favorite authors, and The Monster at the End of The Book was one of the all-time best episodes of Supernatural. This was a truly sweet episode, a little love letter to the fans…but rather toothless. Metafiction is all about commenting on the story. It can and often does comment on the author and the audience, and even the relationship between the two. Mediocre metafiction creates a sense of detachment from the story. It breaks down the fourth wall, but in doing so, it also breaks the suspension of disbelief. It forces the audience to disengage. Great metafiction, on the other hand, always manages to bring it back around to the story, and reinvests the audience back in the narrative. In essence, it makes the audience and the author as much part of the story as the characters, and by doing so, makes it seem more real.

This they did not succeed at that so much. There were plenty of amusing moments and inside jokes. It had some great lines an some mushy commentary on how much the writers really love the fans, even if they’re crazy. There was some clever symmetry and echoing of lines, a touch of playing with the idea of roles and how we play them but….toothless. It had the potential to be very sharp. The characters could have been examining their lives from the outside, but this didn't really happen. They were uncomfortable, but their reactions were muted. There was nothing quite at the level of the author-avatar conversation with Sam about the path he was on and his motivations of last season. In essence, it lacked and development or forward movement.

Supernatural has done two mediocre metafictional episodes, back to back. They still weren't quite as self-indulgent and conceited as such episodes usually are, but they lacked the bite they needed. I can’t help but compare last week’s half thought out“Don’t we wish this really was a TV show” and this week’s fan nitpicking and “Our lives are not for public consumption.” It’s the same kind of “Hey, we’re breaking the fourth wall! That counts, right?” attitude. I’m beginning to think that the writers are dragging their feet on the apocalypse story line  This episode had a certain wistful quality, like a “thank you and goodbye” before the craziness really sets in. Sounds like they all should live in a place like this: http://www.squidoo.com/lebanon-oregon-real-estate 

I do have a couple random thoughts that didn't fit very well above:
  • The LARPer Sam and Dean going super husky voiced cracked me up. I do often end up thinking someone needs to slip the actors a cough drop or two.
  • Becky amuses me. She may be an over-excitable weirdo with some issues about proper social interactions, but so’s Chuck in his own way, and she’s just so damn upbeat.
  • The cell phone ruining the fake-ghost’s scene. I think I’ve seen that on about a hundred blooper reels.
  • Chuck! I love the character, I love the actor, and I loved how all those scenes worked. I loved his lovelorn faces and his convention talk. Though I did get a bit suspicious to the end that there was some direct quotations from ComiCons past.

Wednesday, September 19, 2012

Invest in Real Estate

One way to make the most of your money is through investments. Real estate is one of the more popular ways to invest, and there is an abundance of investment properties available to those who want to take the plunge into this growing field. Owning apartment buildings or other rental properties in your local area, like apartments in Tipp City, can be a good way to steadily increase your personal profits. However, it is not an easy road to get started on, and there are some things you should know before you dive head first into the world of investing in property.

As with any field in life, not everyone is cut out for the type of commitment that real estate investing requires. Being a landlord over a rental property takes hard work and a lot of time, so be prepared to work. While being a landlord may not be your full-time job, it may feel like it is some days. By learning as much as possible first, you will be well prepared to invest in real estate property.

Figuring Out Finances

Just as you would when buying your own house, you will need to seek out financing for your investment property. You may have to pay a higher interest rate on your investment mortgage that you would on a mortgage for your home. Many lenders believe that a borrower is more likely to just “walk away” from a rental property than from a home that they actually live in. Some experts say that lenders may charge up to one or two whole percentage points more in interest for those investing in property than those who are seeking a mortgage for a personal home.

Return on Investment

The fruits of your investment property may not come fast and easy, as many people will have you believe. You should be making a little more each month than what it costs to operate your property (including maintenance and insurance payments) in order to make a profit. This means choosing a rental property that people will be willing to pay more in rent for each month than you need to pay for the aforementioned expenses. While you do receive a tax break for your property’s repairs and general upkeep, many experienced landlords do not advise that you count on this to make your profit.

Final Advice

You can avoid one of the pitfalls of the landlord lifestyle by being aware of trouble tenants (always run credit checks and call references). This can save you stress and financial hardship as you go on in your investments.
If you do your research, you will be able to find investment properties that will yield the best return for your money. Investing in real estate can put you on the road to a comfortable retirement or simply some extra income. By taking the proper precautions and planning your investment wisely, it can be a profitable experience for both you and your tenants.

Thursday, May 10, 2012

Golf is great!


I play it a few times every year but that's just in the summer season which is very short. When the winter comes and when the car won't start due to the low temperatures, you can't golf.. Unless you bring the golf inside. Yes, it's possible to get the golf feelings in the office too. I just bought some golf gifts on the net. An example of that is this golf bag cellphone holder which I use for my phone and other handy things such as creditcards. Also bought this weird Golf Tape Dispenser that looks like a snail but actually works better than regular Tape Dispeners.

Actually, this is a lot better than all usuall christmas gifts that you can't even hang in the tree. I mean, who doesn't like golf?

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